He's Stump. He's Stump.

Congratulations to 10-year-old* Stump on winning the 133rd Westminster Kennel Club dog show. Look at the gait on that thing! 

When asked what he was going to do now that he won best in show, Stump reportedly responded by licking his penis. 

* Why do people feel it necessary to exaggerate the age of a dog by noting it in "dog years?" By this point, isn't everyone familiar with "dog years" to the point where if a dog is older than say, 8, we get that the dog is old. No need for "doggy years", thank you. 

I'm 23, but in dog years I'm 2 and a half.  Sorry for peeing on your foot.