Thursday, February 12, 2009

Madonna Mia.

I love Israel. I love being Jewish. 

Looking at her picture almost (definitely) makes me angry. Why aren't there more girls like her on J-Date?*

We should be together. We're both chosen, 23 and hot. Either Leonardo DiCaprio really likes guys, or he's a huge anti-Semite for letting her get away. 

A striking/incestual/creepy resemblance between the two in their earlier years. 
  






*I'm not on J-Date, yet. I've heard you can clean up. 

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