- I can't believe I watched people walk down a red carpet for over an hour. Couldn't stop watching; it's like crack...and pringles.
- Oscar Hosts: Frank Sinatra, Johnny Carson, Billy Crystal, Whoopi Goldberg, Steve Martin, Chris Rock, David Letterman, Jon Stewart AND Wolverine.
- Ryan Seacrest* asked one of the little Slumdog children who he [the child] was wearing. The kid looked as if he was about to say, "my little sister made it for me back at the Nike factory in India for .23 cents an hour...I mean, she made it for free."
- Acceptance speeches are awkward.
- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are too important, too famous to stop for an interview. Really? How can you go to the most eagerly awaited, highly anticipated, often imitated, yet never duplicated events of the year,** which you're livelihood depends on (memorizing lines that someone else wrote ), and not answer a few questions. Furthermore, don't adopt an entire village of children and not expect people to ask you family questions. It's silly. Really, it is.
- I'm in love with Anne Hathaway, she just doesn't know it yet.
- Mickey Rourke is a...weirdo.
- As Brad Pitt did field questions on the red carpet, he did so while continuing to walk as if he was in a hurry. You're not a jockey at the Kentucky Derby being interviewed alongside a reporter, relax. You're married to Angelina Jolie, life isn't so bad. Stop being such a dick.
- Ben Stiller was funny.
- Listening to an Indian say, "Danny Boyle" never gets old.
- The most "famous" people were sitting in the first 8 rows. Jolie, Pitt, Hathaway, Langella, Streep, Rourke, Winslet all in one row. Can you say, "power row?"
- To the little Japanese men who won for Best Foreign Film and for Best Animated Short Film, "Sank You. Sank you berry much."
- When struggling to read the teleprompter Will Smith definitely referenced a youtube video saying, "boom goes the dynamite."
- Is Kate Winslet really shocked when she wins, or is she just really good at acting surprised? Either way she's a good actress...Hiyoo!
- Enough with Beyonce! Enough. I feel like when I open a bathroom stall door she's going to be standing on the toilet. She's everywhere. Stoppit.
* Ryan Seacrest's production company produced the E! red carpet special as well as the Kardashian reality show. Seacrest should be the one being interviewed. The man is working.
** The Jr. Skeeter Swift trumps the Oscars.
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