Who's Got My Grammys?

Thoughts on the Grammys. 

- Bono is still a tool.

- Whitney Houston is obviously still using drugs...hard. 

- Clive Davis owns all of music. 

- Coldplay = Sgt. Pepper's Horrible Hobo Band.  

- Paul McCarney's dyed hair is silly looking. 

- Miley Cirus should never win a grammy, ever.

- Jay-Z used to be cool. Yeah, I said it. 

- The process isn't entirely fixed because the Jonas Brothers lost. There is hope. 

- Kate Beckinsale will be mine.

- Adele goes to show that it's about the talent, not the...  

- Robert Plant and Allison Krauss. I guess. 

- Will.I.Am, we get the whole "I can do hip-hop but also be sophisticated and political" thing. Obama is President. Stop looking so angry. 

- Radiohead makes me think hard drugs are worth pursuing. 

- Stevie Wonder ended the show because he doesn't see it as disrespectful that people are getting up to leave. He can't see. 

Did you ever think of mentioning these two in the same sentence: The Jonas Brothers and Stevie Wonder.  I've always been a fan of the often unusal collaborations on the grammys. i.e. Elton John/Eminem, but they got this one all wrong. 

- I'm embarrassed for music. 

- The lead singer of the Jonas Brothers sucks the most. 

- Each Jonas Brother tried to have an intimate moment with Stevie Wonder on stage until they realized he can't see.

- All of the Jonas Brothers wear tighty whiteys and would rather not have weiners; they're inconvenient.