On New York, and Immigration sort of...

So I've been in New York recently, and it got me thinking...people aren't really that nice. I used to think it was just the locals that weren't nice. But now, even the people that serve you food at random deli's. etc are mean.* The 5"0, acne-ridden, toothless mexican guy at Cafe Metro is a jerk. He can barely speak english, but from what I can make of it, he's being a dick.

No offense, but shouldn't a guy like this be the happiest little jumping bean this side of the border? He gets paid more than I do, and something tells me that maybe all of his tax returns and personal identification information aren't totally crytal clear.

*To his credit, he makes a mean tuna sandwhich. The good kind of mean.