Beef.

Apparently Subway does not offer a turkey $5 footlong anymore. Really? So when I'm standing in line, practicing and reciting my order in my head for 5 minutes while waiting in line, I'm told that the $5 footlong deal DOES NOT include turkey. So in front of everyone in line I have no choice but to say, "It's ok, I'll pay the extra", as opposed to: A. being a complete hobo and saying I can't afford it and walking out completely defeated, or B. Saying, "Oh that's ok, I want ham. I love ham. I wanted lots of ham anyway. Ham, ham, ham, ham...ham."

The $5 footlong deal is crap!