To do list.

- Walk up to someone wearing a suit and holding a folder and ask, "How'd the interview go?" 

- Stare at the subway tracks until you see a rat. 

- Stand in the front of an elevator, and take your time exiting. 

- Watch the Martha Stewart Show and then remember that she was in prison. 

- Ask a random person, "Have you ever seen a grown man naked before?"

- Stare at a toddler in a stroller until it's awkward.